[420 Girl]

CITY HALL – The Planning Commission last week appended the draft Land Use Code to require medical marijuana clinics to inject fluoride into the nugs they dispense, creating “anti-cavity cannabis.”

“Stoners typically neglect their dental health,” said Ann Lindsay, county health official.

“That can be problematic, especially after a night of Doritos, pizza and Ben & Jerry’s. Our ‘Brushing While Baked’ campaign didn’t help much, so we figured medical cannabis and mass medication would make natural partners.”

The Humboldt Cooperative, a local flower shop, announced plans to cultivate a new strain of “Dental Dope,” the slogan for which will be “a toothbrush in every toke.”

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