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This is exactly the kind of publicity cannabis users need with public focus finally being directed towards legalization and decriminalization of my favorite little friend. When you commit a crime and are caught red-handed, don't try and use drugs or alcohol as a scapegoat. The post below, taken from StoptheDrugWar.org, is a riot. To keep you reading, the crime involves cannabis, two crocodiles, a monkey, and an Australian teenager with a pathetic excuse.

Written by Scott Morgan of StoptheDrugWar.org

I'm so sick of people blaming marijuana for the stupid things they do. Lest we should all be further stigmatized by his mischief, someone needs to stop hooking this guy up:

DARWIN, Australia (AP) — An Australian teenager[*] blamed the influence of marijuana for his decision to steal two crocodiles and a monkey, local media reported Wednesday. …

Watts said he planned to sell the stolen baby crocodiles and the marmoset but had been unable to find buyers, ABC reported. …

Watts' lawyer told the court his client admitted it was a "dumb stoner" thing to do and had written to Crocodylus Park to apologize. [AP]

Marijuana isn't for everyone, to be sure, but most people are more than a few tokes away from busting into the zoo and stealing crocodiles. I think he's just embarrassed to admit that these are the sorts of things he generally feels inclined to do.

But there's also a revealing subplot here that's worth exploring. Consider that this young man snuck into the zoo high on marijuana, successfully captured two crocodiles and a monkey, and escaped undetected. It's a rather impressive outcome compared to the carnage that ensues when drunken zoo-goers attempt to interact with the animals.

A victim of the recent San Francisco tiger attack was at twice the legal limit when he taunted the tiger until it leapt over the wall and attacked him. A drunken Lithuanian was hospitalized in May after climbing into a Giraffe exhibit and getting trampled. Then there's the intoxicated Chinese man who entered the Panda cage at the Beijing Zoo to "hug" the Panda and ended up biting the bear when it attacked him. Not to mention the drunken Ukrainian who tried to show off for friends by taking on a caged grizzly and was nearly killed, or the corpse found in the grizzly den at the Belgrade Zoo during an annual beer festival.

Clearly, from a harm reduction standpoint, marijuana is the safer choice for zoo-going trouble-makers.

Source:Felonious Ramblings: Cannabis is No Scapegoat for Idiocy

http://www.420magazine.com/forums/ca...at-idiocy.html